Ok, last night, I broke up with Jomo (Joe+Homo=Jomo).

The conversation was pretty much like this:

Jomo: UMFG, KAYERLYN!!!!!!111! I dun not care if u dunt luv me, cuz i luv U!!!!!111!! i dun care wat u sai, im always gunna luv U!!!!!111!!!

Me: But I dont love you back. So, when you say 'I love you' it hurts because I cant say the same thing back to you without lying.

Jomo: UMFG!!!!111! just follo ur heart!!!111!! LUVLUVLUVLUVANDWURLDDOMINATION!!!111!

Me: Ok, you heartless bastard, you want me to follow my heart? Then I will!

Jomo: wut u meen by dat??!?!?!?///? dun leev me hangyng!!!!11!

Me: I think we should break up.

Ok, him doing the whole chatspeak was just my way of showing how retarted he is. He spoke normally, dont worry.

So, here was his exact responce:

"I feel exactly the same. I just cannot get you. There are too many twists and turns, but This is for the best. Don't take this the wrong way, you have just been jerking me around way too much, and before your vacation I was too frightened to say anything."

WTF?! That bastard! I told him a FREAKING MONTH AGO: "Joe, if I'm doing anything to make you unhappy or you think we should break up, DO NOT hesitate to tell me! If I'm bothering you, confront me about it." No, a-hole over here needs me to be the bad guy and do the breaking up. I hate him I hate him I HATE HIM!

And then he's all:

"DAMNIT, please don't cry. and please, please don't make it goodbye for good. If you're quitting gaia I can't stop you, but you've become a realy great friend, and I know personnaly you're a great person. You're smart, you're funny, and you are the best thing thats happened to me, and I want to thank you for that. But if you're staying on gaia I still want to be able to talk with you, but now we won't have love constantly screwing with us"

Now jackass wants to stay friends? Like HELL thats happening! I hate his guts, why would I ever want anything else to do with him? I can never talk to him like a friend after the emotional wreckage he's put me through (like avoiding break up for a good 4 months or so with all the 'I love you' crap).

He says:

"I never thought I would be this cool with...all this. And I want to feel bad that we broke up, but then I guess it's not That I wanted to be your true love, maybe I just wanted a realy good friend, and I got my wires crossed, believing I loved you. I did, but not justfully or rationally. But, I don't know, I still love you, but...more like you would love your sister as opposed to a girlfriend. And that's a good thing, because I realy dont want to lie to myself any longer. And now that we're just friends I can make playful remarks without having to sleep in the dog house"

WHAT?!?! I NEVER got mad at you for making a playful or funny remark. I got mad at you when you accused me of cheating on you because some kid in my class said I had nice eyes in science class. I got mad at you when you took certaint jokes too far, to the point where I got really hurt.

And N-O! You will never be a brother to me! You will always be Jomo.

Besides, I cant talk to this guy like I do to a friend.

I met this guy in Florida at a BBQ, he likes broadway, I think he likes me, and guess what? I liked him more than Jomo (of course, I didn't flirt or anything. I simply thought that this guy has potential after Jomo gets pushed off of a cliff). But what if his family comes to NY and we meet up (as we'd all planned), and what if we see 'Wicked' and he leans over and kisses me during 'As Long as Your Mine'?! I cant say, 'Joe, guess what? I met this AMAZING guy today!' You know what Jomo will do? Probably get jealous and cut the guy's throat. He is definetely going on my ignored list.

Dejiko, please dont tourture him, though. I hate his guts, yes, but I dont want him to think I'm using my friends to get PMS enduced revenge on him, kthnkby.