Please be aware: I do not want sympathy, nor do I want people calling me stupid. And I'd happily eat nails if it meant people would not make any Girl-Power-I-Dont-Need-That-Jerk comments.

I merely want you people to hear me out and let me wallow in my self pity.

So, last time we checked in on 'Elphie's wonderful life', she was on top of the world! She suspected the guy she liked of liking her back, she ate a delicious pie, she loved her new school.

PAH! THAT IS JUST A FAIRY TALE!

Ok, so, here is what happened:

Cris, lovely Cris, sexy Cris, kind Cris, adorable, loveable, hugable, sexy Cris. He finaly came back to Global class! (He hadn't been in class because he had counceling that period). The day he comes back, he wants me to come over to the other side of the classroom and chat with him. He goes 'You don't call me anymore ' And I go 'Aww! I have! Your line is always busy!'

(Insert Cris' adorable laugh here) 'Ooooh yeah, thats 'cause I'm online all the time XD'

And I go, 'Oh, silly boy! It's your fault!' (Playful punch, playful hug, playful touching-of-the-sexy-hair).

And during class, he waved his arms to get my attention and then made silly little faces.

He made a point of saying goodbye to me before leaving class.

Oh yes, how perfect, right? NO ITS NOT! SO GO FUCK YOURSELF!

All through the week, my friends have been saying: "I think he likes Maria..." "I think he likes Angie..."

BUT my favorite one of all: "I saw him MAKING OUT with a girl!"

Yes, that pushed me over the fucking limit.

So, I've decided: He's a PLAYER! A P-L-A-Y-E-R!!!ELEVENTYFUCKINGTWELVE!!!11!

But what REALLY ANNOYS THE FUCK OUTA ME is that he made me fall for him! He fooled me into thinking that he liked me! He made me feel special! He asked me if I had a fucking boyfriend, he asked me if I liked anyone! He gave me the biggest hugs! He talks to me on the phone! I feel SO FUCKING DEPRESSED!

Damnit, I feel so stupid! Why the fuck did I fall for a fucking player? Why the fuck does my stomach explode every time he walks into the room? Why the fuck cant I close my eyes without seeing his face smiling at me? Wy cant I get him out of my fucking head? WHY CANT I FUCKING GET OVER THIS GUY?! WHY? WHY? WHY?!

And you know what sucks? For a split second, I let myself think that things were going great for me. For a split second, I thought maybe, just maybe, this could work out. I thought he liked me... And then, one second later, my life comes crashing down and I feel like punching myself for being fooled like that...

Dejiko, remember that looooong time ago, when I told you I liked him and you said 'Forget about him'? Well, I should've listened to you.